It ain’t easy being white.

Just ban traffic cones…

Man with face covered demands ban on faces being covered

When kitties fail to attack

I just lost one of my best friends. I hope someone can actually take this advice.

When kitties attack

Well, he’s not wrong

Ian have you ever been on a freaking sofa?

Anatomy of a Candy Corn

My Predictions For Halloween.

I don’t mean to crucify your logic but…

Google autocomplete: “When will [country] …?”

Got a ticket from a private parking garage: this was my response

International meme exchange

This is the best thing to happen at the Disneyland half marathon

If this happens this Halloween, it would redeem the entire 2016