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My parents spanked as a child.

My parents spanked as a child.
death by hot dog
death by hot dog
and now so do i
and now so do i
or your fire back
or your fire back
ming-na wen is ageless
ming-na wen is ageless
be one with the bread
be one with the bread
pupper chooses you
pupper chooses you
this security cat looks like he’s seen some things
this security cat looks like he’s seen some things
what are your thoughts on this?
what are your thoughts on this?
sparkling covid
sparkling covid
the ones in the back are having more fun
the ones in the back are having more fun
a haiku about cats
a haiku about cats
x marks the spot
x marks the spot
smells like school dinners
smells like school dinners
who’s a good human?
who’s a good human?
forest dwelling sea lion
forest dwelling sea lion