straight from the food pyramid era

verbally bankrupt, emotionally rich

Meowgellan: Navigating Florida One Alligator at a Time

Minimal Effort, Maximum Float

dramatic fork enters the arena

“come as you are”

Roomba 2.0: now with drool mode

30: upgraded to silent mode

Odin better have snacks

found Atlantis before I found that toy

chef’s special: shed flakes infusion

bio class didn’t prepare me for this

teacher: any questions? phone: got answers

newton’s third law: spill is inevitable

“i’m lost” lucas: “good”

that%26%238217%3Bs+one+way+to+leave+earth
that’s one way to leave earth
playing+hooman+isn%26%238217%3Bt+very+fun
playing hooman isn’t very fun
they+never+miss+an+opportunity
they never miss an opportunity
leave+him+lumped
leave him lumped
Join the conversation
now+please+let+me+finish
now please let me finish
so+many+birds
so many birds
they%26%238217%3Bre+all+so+angry+now
they’re all so angry now
the+fast+with+only+the+grass
the fast with only the grass
only+makes+me+want+to+watch+venmo+2+more
only makes me want to watch venmo 2 more
want+it+and+need+it
want it and need it
when+you+can+no+longer+deny+it
when you can no longer deny it
zerotonin
zerotonin