Disco in the back, legend in front

Alarm rang. So did the microwave.

Wood you believe I’m this powerful?

heavy meow-chinery

step 4: Pray someone else finishes it

“You’re wrong, but passionately confident”

“This root canal hit my soul”

“Change? I don’t even rotate”

Renaissance chic meets modern frustration

This dam’s got a monster shine

Darwin didn’t predict the blorb phase

Gardening? I planted myself in bed

“That outfit didn’t survive the hour.”

Bathroom? Nah, this Lyle’s octagon

Sand, sun, and stunning self-contradictions

The+Reverse+Centaur.
The Reverse Centaur.
Oh+hey+Mother+Nature%21
Oh hey Mother Nature!
The+Unhappy+Truth+About+Soda.
The Unhappy Truth About Soda.
Michael%2C+you+had+ONE+job%21
Michael, you had ONE job!
Join the conversation
Society.
Society.
Today+has+been+a+ruff+day.
Today has been a ruff day.
Your+call+is+very+important%26%238230%3B
Your call is very important…
Brace+yourselves%26%238230%3B
Brace yourselves…
Presidential+Candidate+Cocktails.
Presidential Candidate Cocktails.
Dancing+in+The+Dark.
Dancing in The Dark.
If+men+could+get+pregnant%26%238230%3B
If men could get pregnant…
Summarizing+before+an+exam.
Summarizing before an exam.