you rang the bean bell

ham glam

absolute loaf

love at first lift

byson

have you tried turning me off again?

“wake up, bestie”

thank you for not letting me al dente

i don’t overthink, i overwiggle

ma’am, that’s a no-bite buffet

bad place, good boi

fridge inspector

absorbing lore

trust issues, meet belly rubs

universal translator: “feed me”

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