The real hero doesn’t even have a username

Four thousand dollars well spent right there

Two pounds of pure, unadulterated cookie dough flavor

Usually, mine are in a chaotic circle

Goodbye responsibilities, hello sweet, sweet memory foam

a very fast tent

He’s whispering ‘Hakuna Matata’ into the radio headset

“Pockets? No thanks”

It’s a bird, it’s a plane… no, it’s a globe