I’m not a regular adult, I’m a cool adult

10 items or less? No, 10 minutes or more.

No one will ever ask to stay over

Congratulations

Can we make the trees look like curly fries?

I miss the static, but I don’t miss the hernia

The sign says “No,” his eyes say “Maybe”

Is it a tree, or the idea of a tree?

100% prepared for a situation that doesn’t exist

I’m one “how’s work” away from laying on the rug

close enough

blood type “Zero Ultra”

43 is the new 17

cheat code

He’s not on the internet, but he owns it

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