Marriage is great if you actually like them

That’s the face of twenty broken spirits

And people say nerds don’t know how to party

He looks so proud of his stolen groceries

“Get in, loser, we’re going to the vet”

My cat is going to explode

Celery is somewhere crying in a corner

You can’t pause it, and you can’t leave

Don’t call me unless you are a nightmare

Autocorrect is the ultimate backseat driver

Everything is a metaphor if you’re bored enough

My love for Strawberry Kiwi knows no bounds

Is there a gift shop at the top?

The majestic orange forest

My storage is full, but my heart is fuller

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