He’s not on the internet, but he owns it

moral compass was clearly also an antique

cheat code

close enough

let’s build some bravery today

43 is the new 17

I didn’t sign up for this level of self-reflection

I’ve reached my limit of being “found” this week

The only heavy thing here is the lead apron

Chew, flip, repeat

Nature is healing; the sidewalk tigers are returning

May your microwave be fast and your nuggets stay firm

One day we’ll meet and it’ll be beautifully awkward

A majestic noodle

a personality trait

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