If he buys a ticket, you cancel

Evolution really took a weird turn on left

Ruining data since 1987

Marriage is great if you actually like them

“I’m not the father, I’m the vibe”

We don’t speak English, we guess English

Baking cookies on the dashboard is a lifestyle

He looks so proud of his stolen groceries

“You want to borrow what? Put it back”

Legends of dance, who cares about vocals?

That’s the face of twenty broken spirits

Don’t call me unless you are a nightmare

And people say nerds don’t know how to party

You can’t pause it, and you can’t leave

“Get in, loser, we’re going to the vet”

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