Two rejections balanced out by one massive win

He has been a very good bronze boy

Great, now this song is permanently stuck inside

Gods, I actually had a social life then

Thanks for validating my deepest, darkest paranoia

1000/10

Delete Tinder, we are hiring a wizard

No paper means I am officially a ghost!

personal attack on rock bands

My brain treats bedtime like a talent show

“The tongue sticking out means I’m concentrating”

He has a side quest for you

The phone knows too much…

Cats are liquid, but Cubert is solid

That is a black hole

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