Laundry today, jewelry tomorrow

just trying to square up

The toaster better have four slots for this risk

The box that launched a thousand purrs

“Arctic Tundra” inside a “Toaster Oven”

finally someone to share the ball with

“Will he ever squeak again, Grandma?”

Let him be!

Waiting for them to adopt me

No photos, please. My agent will call you

The confusion is real and loud

“I’ll be back… for the parent-teacher conference”

I skipped it. It didn’t skip me.

Is the wheel tax deductible? Asking for a friend.

He’s not my Prince Charming…But I am

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