five stars

my wardrobe has a phenomenal soundtrack

Sleep hygiene means calling backup when necessary

lack of social skills is now deep philosophy

raising a very empathetic little assistant

“And Team Canada is currently taking a nap”

internal monologue needs a serious wellness check

I am a solid ten for exactly four minutes

Comfort food? Not here

The Airbnb cleaning crew is getting intense

My social battery requires literal photosynthesis now

Imagine trying to wrestle a wild prosciutto

My favorite sleep position is “blinking too long”

looking for his lost ring

text message is arriving in 4K