A beautiful circle of absolute trust issues

Life is way too short for boring books

apologize to him immediately

The vest says safety, the spikes say danger

“Imagine only having two legs, truly tragic”

My phone ringtone is a complete mystery

Give this man a PhD in parking law

Michelin stars mean nothing to a toddler

“Back in my day, remotes had actual buttons”

The Beakles

He is the captain of this vehicle now

That strawberry has a deep villain voice

Bold of you to assume I was invited

Close enough…

That is enough relationship discourse for this decade

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