“Welcome to Jurassic Park … please leave immediately”

This child is playing chess while we play checkers

The happiest little marshmallow

Every bright person needs an edgy shadow pal

carrying his entire world

“The restaurant garbage was terrible tonight, bro”

Next year he’s getting coal and a dictionary

This is the only biology fact I remember

We have all been there

Your cloud storage is chilling with SpongeBob

when the text problem involves two trains

it is what it is

a walking flag of confusion