Too short to go home, too long to exist

This is what happens when dyslexia takes over

George Lucas is furiously writing a script now

Now my family just checks my pulse

I too want to become furniture for felines

“anti-sadness” cheat code

looks like a frozen block of lasagna

Let’s hibernate…

“Haha, yeah…”

sunday wholesome memes (may 24)

My summer body is officially well done

Taking the edge off? More like ending it

Those pants are holding a lot of secrets

Loyalty ends exactly at 6:01 PM

fabric-ation