Celery is somewhere crying in a corner

Autocorrect is the ultimate backseat driver

Everything is a metaphor if you’re bored enough

The majestic orange forest

Neither of us has seen sunlight since Tuesday

My love for Strawberry Kiwi knows no bounds

Is there a gift shop at the top?

Four thousand dollars well spent right there

My storage is full, but my heart is fuller

Moving the laundry pile to a larger room

The real hero doesn’t even have a username

Goodbye responsibilities, hello sweet, sweet memory foam

It’s trying its best, okay? Leave it alone

Two pounds of pure, unadulterated cookie dough flavor

a very fast tent

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