Best performance of the year

Well, at least you tried, mate

waiting for entropy to do its thing

When does the “full adult” setting kick in?

future wedding vows will include pancakes

“Let there be light”

Me looking for my phone while holding it

My last two brain cells trying to flirt

He sees your soul and your snacks

Short, sweet, and straight to the point

Me arriving at my morning meetings

One more cup and Vienna is next

I don’t even have patience to boil water

The dark side has a very strict manager

She’s already cooler than everyone in middle school

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