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“The meat didn’t load, babe. Lag.”

Disco in the back, legend in front

Alarm rang. So did the microwave.

Wood you believe I’m this powerful?

heavy meow-chinery

step 4: Pray someone else finishes it

“You’re wrong, but passionately confident”

“This root canal hit my soul”

“Change? I don’t even rotate”

Renaissance chic meets modern frustration

This dam’s got a monster shine

Darwin didn’t predict the blorb phase

Gardening? I planted myself in bed

“That outfit didn’t survive the hour.”

Bathroom? Nah, this Lyle’s octagon

Writers%2C+take+note.
Writers, take note.
Not+all+cuppa%26%238217%3Bs+pour+the+same.
Not all cuppa’s pour the same.
Seed+the+world.
Seed the world.
Meeska%2C+Mooska%26%238230%3B
Meeska, Mooska…
Join the conversation
This+is+a+thing%2C+apparently.
This is a thing, apparently.
Hats+off+to+John+for+being+consistent%2C+at+least.
Hats off to John for being consistent, at least.
This+is+the+diplomacy+we+needed.
This is the diplomacy we needed.
This+is+guerrilla+warfare%26%238230%3B
This is guerrilla warfare…
Meeeow.
Meeeow.
Don%26%238217%3Bt+eat+the+chicken%26%238230%3B
Don’t eat the chicken…
A+vending+machine+that+gives+you+a+free+coke+in+exchange+for+a+hug.
A vending machine that gives you a free coke in exchange for a hug.
Spooky+meat+tentacles%26%238230%3B
Spooky meat tentacles…