Sassy owl is sassy.

Sassy owl is sassy.

You’re a woman!

You're a woman!

…but I want to party.

...but I want to party.

Go on.

Go on.

Missed Connections.

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How I think I look when I yawn.

How I think I look when I yawn.

I’m not pregnant, just fat.

I'm not pregnant, just fat.

Can you spot the differences?

Can you spot the differences?

Elephant plays with a smart phone.

Which something are you?

Which something are you?
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Things that seem normal when you live alone.

It’s not you… It’s me.

It's not you... It's me.

Just in case.

Just in case.

Sulfur hexafluoride.

Peeta!

Peeta!
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