professional dog storyteller

eternal 8:30pm energy

that’s not storage, that’s a dare

stay shell-tered

bottled pure punishment

chiropractor’s dream

serving goals and looks

vanishing mystery unfolds

next stop… ouchville station

trick or treat

too shy to talk, too bold to tweet

bathroom border control, meowager approved

just another peaceful burnout

attitude sharper than the axe

6 billion years? better start preparing now!

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