In Hollywood, I’m obese.

Encouraging kids to recycle.

The hills are alive.

Grand-father pulled this one on me…

such dance

I am a turkey vulture.

Why are we not funding this?!

Winter is a pain in the butt

Drama queen.

A moth got trapped in my house!

How are you going to spend your first paycheck?

Living in the same city as a celebrity.

Easily the worst decision I’ve made in a long time.

I got into an accident with a smart car today…

You forgot to inform me you were in the bathroom…

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