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What an ending

What an ending
Getting cigarettes is too easy in this country.
Getting cigarettes is too easy in this country.
Teacher survives another school year
Teacher survives another school year
Songs that make white people get turnt.
Songs that make white people get turnt.
Why is everyone ignoring their grandma’s?!
Why is everyone ignoring their grandma’s?!
Costco sells Jack Daniels by the barrel
Costco sells Jack Daniels by the barrel
A striking juxtaposition
A striking juxtaposition
When your grades are on point and you don’t need to suck up to your professor.
When your grades are on point and you don’t need to suck up to your professor.
This type of honesty is rare nowadays…
This type of honesty is rare nowadays…
Leap frog is his favorite
Leap frog is his favorite
Sleeping on the job.
Sleeping on the job.
So many terrible, terrible mug shots.
So many terrible, terrible mug shots.
That’s not where a horse should be
That’s not where a horse should be
I am a man!
I am a man!
Not the worst place to get lost.
Not the worst place to get lost.
Say cheese!
Say cheese!