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someone fetch him a therapist

License to Confuse, Permission to Slay

musical guests with fashion zest

side quest accepted: +50 charisma

Asparagus grows like it lost a bet

Criminal Nicknametics

trust? no. truce? absolutely

My Neighbor Toki

TSA: ma’am, your face is too happy

not all heroes wear shirts

Daughters & Diplomacy

Lord Fluffington, destroyer of vacuums

That delivery guy has seen things.

Pure chaos, pure charm.

Doggy heaven: where squirrels go to lose their nuts

the+bougie+man+is+under+the+bed%21
the bougie man is under the bed!
rip+ipod
rip ipod
the+best+feeling%21
the best feeling!
the+three+types+of+showers
the three types of showers
Join the conversation
which+wins%2C+flex+seal+or+spike+strips%3F
which wins, flex seal or spike strips?
if+you+haven%26%238217%3Bt+already%2C+one+day+you+will
if you haven’t already, one day you will
choose+your+nickname
choose your nickname
petting+a+dog+while+consoling+a+child+before+starting+a+fight
petting a dog while consoling a child before starting a fight
good+enough
good enough
i%26%238217%3Bve+made+a+terrible+mistake
i’ve made a terrible mistake
mystery+bale
mystery bale
coping+mechanism+police
coping mechanism police