someone fetch him a therapist

side quest accepted: +50 charisma

musical guests with fashion zest

Asparagus grows like it lost a bet

Doggy heaven: where squirrels go to lose their nuts

not all heroes wear shirts

Criminal Nicknametics

if serotonin had a mascot

Daughters & Diplomacy

trust? no. truce? absolutely

sunday wholesome memes (July 6)

TSA: ma’am, your face is too happy

miracle machine until stairs are involved

Pure chaos, pure charm.

‘This better be good’ is my new voicemail