100 things to do before you die.

If you watch Cinderella backwards…

True story.

Wrong number like a boss.

Words.

I’m wearing a jacket because…

I think they’re cool now.

This is how I die.

You keep using those words…

McHitler.

How people see me.

I want to be a stay at home mom, but without the kids.

Number of cats it takes to make the pain go away.

Scumbag pope.

Rules to live by.

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