The struggle and sacrifice is real

eew why

He wrote the book on gravity but couldn’t attract no booty.

Auntie wants a hug.

Santa keeps some strange company…

When The Company You Called Has An Automated Help Line

Don’t buy pets as Christmas presents.


A city worker washes and folds these blankets for the homeless.

May the hackers never raid your booty.

Oh, yeah.

Guilt by association.


Lord, I hate reading…

I asked nicely.