Words.

Sleeping positions.

Whenever you feel sad…

Uhntss uhntss uhntss

Not all people are bastards.

It’s only fair…

What my friend says when he’s trying to hit on a straight guy.

Twas the nizzle before christmizzle

#hipstersanta

Snowman about to get messed up.

Official script for The Interview

My kind of workout.

We all have that friend.

Promise me

Every waiter knows

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