I’m the jerk in this relationship.

I need to stop objectifying women.

Every time I go to see Grandma

Coke phone.

Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.

Best of friends.

My family may be trying to tell me something…

God, send me a man…

Brad Pitt lowers his standards.

This is why I don’t take pics of my food.

Goat to cow, come in cow.

Hidden Beach!

You’re welcome.

Meeting up at high school reunions…

Excuse me, ladies.

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