stare patrol

push notifications off

fur-nished, apparently

nap tattoos

employee of the month, 180 A.D.

some logic needs sunglasses

system rooted in nature

can’t read it? might eat it

once upon a meh

“available anytime”

“paint me like one of your infestations”

oui, I farted. professionally

predictive tattoos are the new horoscope

if it fits, it walks

celestially unbothered

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