How I felt playing Slenderman.
Now you’re playing with portals
Time travelers convention
Protecting Their People
I’ll just call tomorrow.
Why ghosts pass through walls
Me when I leave my room
Snails are weird.
New Bad Words We Should Consider
Dogs face in the car wash
My well proportioned body
The Youtube Comment Nailed It
We’ve had one, yes. But what about second breakfast?
And the years nearly over!
Milky way over the Himalayas
These girls belong to me.
A guide for pairing wine and cheese.
Starting is Progress
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We’re not so different, you and I
A Box of Fruit Loops, Neatly Organized
I think of this whenever I turn on CNN.
I smell another lawsuit for the use of her likeness.
Every time I go to Best Buy
The baby cobra’s skin is so translucent you can see it’s veins and heart.
So you’re saying I’m fired…?