bones don’t lie, but I might

this turtle is my emotional support IT department

I brought a puppet to help explain

He slimed into the meeting like a boss.

too small for backspace

meetings end, meltdowns begin

root cause? me. always me.

sit, stay, work

boss’s new conspiracy theory

gym bro meets happy hour hero

certified good boy

weekend project: summon rain spaghetti gods

ctrl+alt+delete this whole moment

calendar invite:“battle+feedback loop”

manager: no more sliding in hallways!