root cause? me. always me.

sit, stay, work

boss’s new conspiracy theory

gym bro meets happy hour hero

certified good boy

weekend project: summon rain spaghetti gods

ctrl+alt+delete this whole moment

calendar invite:“battle+feedback loop”

manager: no more sliding in hallways!

are pants optional there too?

your butt’s lost and confused

ghost shift central

task: avoid eye contact

jurassic back support

reboot, rest, repeat

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