“You can fire me, but catch me first”

“Sorry I’m late, I was being held hostage”

“Welcome to Hawaii, now close the window blinds”

He’s whispering ‘Hakuna Matata’ into the radio headset

That’s the face of twenty broken spirits

“Witness the glory of this file”

“I was promised a carrot”

I’ll bring the hula hoops and the Ibuprofen

Circling back to hit you with facts

I wooden stay another minute

Just another day in consultsea

Does it look like I have eight arms?

the most dramatic “out of office”

When you have a 9:00 AM meeting in Verdansk

My survival instinct is staying at home

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