When the red flags are literally giant fangs

inspirational speaker for what not to do

The big light makes everything look like hospital

My ideal romance smells like a drive-thru

The floor is lava

I wonder if she has a loyalty program

I knew she was hiding something

main special ability is hiding from responsibilities

The high council demands an offering of worms

Put that on Wikipedia

My stalker would start looking for a hobby

Still rocking

Sir, is your luggage packed by a frog?

a fish tank union meeting

manipulate time just for a single french fry!

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