ink gains, paper pains

4yo wanted cake, got a whole era

mcsass

bad place, good boi

“ate a vegetable”

chef’s hiss

after-bite life

chilly priorities

congrats, you’re telepathic

fridge inspector

small talk is a microtransaction.

luxury: blinking without interruption

absorbing lore

they built empires, i built a pillow fort

night shift pays well

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