Barkitecture

basically a human crystal ball

swap purr-sonality

sending ghostly splashbacks

“mostly coffee does that”

Owls need their beauty sleep!

Wasn’t ready for Coachella in traffic

“I fear stairs, not clowns.”

“The meat didn’t load, babe. Lag.”

Disco in the back, legend in front

Alarm rang. So did the microwave.

Wood you believe I’m this powerful?

heavy meow-chinery

step 4: Pray someone else finishes it

“You’re wrong, but passionately confident”

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it’s not just a phase, mom
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snow peeps
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sometimes you just need a little help
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guess who found out
Join the conversation
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sick days were the best in school
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and he was sentenced thusly
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clothes for drunk people
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someone give hulk a hug
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are you okay, sharon?
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add some new/old words to your repertoire
third+times+the+charm
third times the charm
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powered by reptiles