doctor said: open wide

that’s not a date, that’s a blessing

relationship material? shake and see

ethical farming simulator

i have seen heaven and it barks

ciao bella, one big mac

finally, my area of expertise

shuffled gently

one small errand, massive opposition

one eye says help, the other says run

deliciously concerning

i’m the problem and the witness

high-waisted and highly delusional

sitting like i own the tavern

my ego just learned to fly

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