The fridge light is my North Star

“Enjoy your meal!” “You too!”

internal moooonologue

Nature: “get out”

Crust me, these puns are gold

Evolution of the “oopsie”

the CEO of double standards

The floor has a +5 poison damage aura

Will let you pass if you have an orange

“I can feel the YouTube buffering in my jaw”

He’s part of the family now

The dog is waiting for his custom collar

I hope the mailman knows karate

Living for the meals, staying for the silence

“Sorry avocado, I’m into toxic relationships”

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