Technically, he didn’t lie to her

That flower girl is going to steal the show

That mug deserves its own family tree branch

Be quiet, the pigeons are listening

I didn’t know clouds came with teeth

The bad day never stood a chance tonight

Trapped in the matrix of wholesome energy

Big Ratto and Small Ratto, reporting for duty

Currently interviewing myself for a fake documentary

That fry station is now a royal palace

Business in the back, absolute majesty up front

The exact faces I made during final exams

The physical manifestation of a case of Mondays

cheat code

He didn’t sign up to be delicious

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