Better a messy start than a perfect nothing

My crystal ball predicted a house fire today

Who you gonna call? Goats Butter!

Missed the exit for a simple life

comfort zone

When your shift finally gets a plot twist

I will never look at rice the same

The neighborhood is definitely judging you too

The floor needed a bath anyway

Someone tell the Prince I’m napping

Found him! He’s on the sign!

My tattoos go everywhere

Supporting yourself when nobody else will

We shall watch his career with great interest

The only “double scotch” I can handle

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