That mug deserves its own family tree branch

That fry station is now a royal palace

Marriage is great if you actually like them

He’s trying on his future self

If he buys a ticket, you cancel

The real hero doesn’t even have a username

It’s all about the presentation…

Business in the back, absolute majesty up front

He didn’t sign up to be delicious

Big Ratto and Small Ratto, reporting for duty

Can’t wait for parent-teacher conferences this year

“I see you, but I’m lazy”

“Thanks for the buffet, here is some misery”

Perspective is hard when you’re carbs-deep in bed

Currently interviewing myself for a fake documentary

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