My crystal ball predicted a house fire today

Who you gonna call? Goats Butter!

Missed the exit for a simple life

comfort zone

I will never look at rice the same

When your shift finally gets a plot twist

The neighborhood is definitely judging you too

The floor needed a bath anyway

Someone tell the Prince I’m napping

She drew her squad and became the leader <3

Found him! He’s on the sign!

My tattoos go everywhere

We shall watch his career with great interest

Supporting yourself when nobody else will

The only “double scotch” I can handle

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