today[week]monthall

give flops their second chance

no gossip, just gnocchi

chaotic neutral

Are you a full moon? Because I lose control around you!

Things escalated centi-mentally

sorry, no drama after six

Make dinosaurs weird again. Paleo-maximalism now!

Lord Fluffington, destroyer of vacuums

this grew in confusion

herbs… not hearse!

That delivery guy has seen things.

soup protocols, always engaged

we thought the rats were good staff

sleeve up, jaw down

Sauron’s got that eye for design

Dat+mass%26%238230%3B
Dat mass…
Nicolas+Cage+terror+alerts.
Nicolas Cage terror alerts.
I+like+big+books+and+I+can+not+lie.
I like big books and I can not lie.
If+fire+were+water.
If fire were water.
Join the conversation
Monday+probably+won%26%238217%3Bt+be+so+bad%26%238230%3B
Monday probably won’t be so bad…
December+21%2C+2012.
December 21, 2012.
A+little+late%2C+but+here+you+go.
A little late, but here you go.
Pals+for+lif-+bad+dog%21
Pals for lif- bad dog!
Fandom+phone+cases.
Fandom phone cases.
%26%238230%3BI%26%238217%3Bd+watch.
…I’d watch.
Sheldon+at+his+best.
Sheldon at his best.
They+should+make+this+movie.
They should make this movie.