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side quest accepted: +50 charisma

‘This better be good’ is my new voicemail

Oreo-verwhelmed

Suspect remains unbothered

Please wait… forever

Hands? Optional.

He slimed into the meeting like a boss.

“I LIVE FOR THIS MOMENT!”

Pawsing for the pic was not in his contract

Pure chaos, pure charm.

Darkness. Doom. Fresh cinnamon buns.

Hope it’s another box inside!

whoo’s panicking? not me. haha

Dolly Parton Memes to Add some Sparkle!

“Our roots whisper your name”

The+growth+of+Walmart.
The growth of Walmart.
Go+home+and+eat+your+cake+in+private.
Go home and eat your cake in private.
A+Google+secret+you+need+to+know
A Google secret you need to know
How+to+find+a+lost+dog.
How to find a lost dog.
Join the conversation
Wise+words
Wise words
In+an+alternate+universe
In an alternate universe
And+this+is+Ben%26%238217%3Bs+aorta%21
And this is Ben’s aorta!
The+previous+life+of+Cookie+Monster.
The previous life of Cookie Monster.
My+teachers+water+bottle.
My teachers water bottle.
The+truth+about+Peter+Pan.
The truth about Peter Pan.
It%26%238217%3Bs+like+20+degrees+outside%21
It’s like 20 degrees outside!
You+should+step+out+of+your+comfort+zone.
You should step out of your comfort zone.