side quest accepted: +50 charisma

‘This better be good’ is my new voicemail

Pure chaos, pure charm.

Oreo-verwhelmed

Please wait… forever

Hands? Optional.

He slimed into the meeting like a boss.

“I LIVE FOR THIS MOMENT!”

sunday wholesome memes (July 6)

Pawsing for the pic was not in his contract

Daughters & Diplomacy

bones don’t lie, but I might

Dolly Parton Memes to Add some Sparkle!

miracle machine until stairs are involved

I sent that text from my previous life