Marriage is great if you actually like them

The real hero doesn’t even have a username

If he buys a ticket, you cancel

Usually, mine are in a chaotic circle

nothing says “I love you” like avoiding casualties!

Yay, my coffee addiction finally has a purpose!

“Hoo You Looking At?”

“And Team Canada is currently taking a nap”

raising a very empathetic little assistant

Four thousand dollars well spent right there

Sleep hygiene means calling backup when necessary

Now my family just checks my pulse

sunday wholesome memes (may 24)

That’s the face of twenty broken spirits

Everything is a metaphor if you’re bored enough

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