Better a messy start than a perfect nothing

Sherlock Bones

Looking for a bite or a date?

My crystal ball predicted a house fire today

Who you gonna call? Goats Butter!

“Do Not Disturb”

Don’t Slide away from the conversation

The neighborhood is definitely judging you too

When your shift finally gets a plot twist

Someone tell the Prince I’m napping

The floor needed a bath anyway

Supporting yourself when nobody else will

Found him! He’s on the sign!

My tattoos go everywhere

I will never look at rice the same

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