“Welcome to Hawaii, now close the window blinds”

fake it till you make it

It doesn’t need Wi-Fi, it needs respect

The face you make opening an tight jar

We have all been there

Low efficiency, maximum dehydration

“My memory is a blessing and a curse”

Next year he’s getting coal and a dictionary

Please do not disturb his private telescope time

The floor is lava

“Welcome to Jurassic Park … please leave immediately”

it wants to eat money

This child is playing chess while we play checkers

I hope those books find a better home

My phone has more emotional mood swings than I do

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