Marriage is great if you actually like them

The real hero doesn’t even have a username

He’s trying on his future self

If he buys a ticket, you cancel

It’s all about the presentation…

Usually, mine are in a chaotic circle

Can’t wait for parent-teacher conferences this year

“Thanks for the buffet, here is some misery”

Yay, my coffee addiction finally has a purpose!

Perspective is hard when you’re carbs-deep in bed

“Hoo You Looking At?”

nothing says “I love you” like avoiding casualties!

sunday wholesome memes (may 24)

Four thousand dollars well spent right there

I am the manager of that absolute clown

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