“Get in, loser, we’re going to the vet”

The old game just feels like home

And people say nerds don’t know how to party

“I’m not the father, I’m the vibe”

Autocorrect is the ultimate backseat driver

Celery is somewhere crying in a corner

Neither of us has seen sunlight since Tuesday

Baking cookies on the dashboard is a lifestyle

The majestic orange forest

My cat is going to explode

five stars

Too short to go home, too long to exist

George Lucas is furiously writing a script now

Can I pay for these with head scratches?

We don’t speak English, we guess English

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