No awkward eye contact for five minutes

More hot dogs and zero consequences

The cat knows more than I do

Disney Princess in training

“happy accident”

Bringing a whole new meaning to “delivery”

If he’s still alive, he’s qualified

Tail of two kings

Plutonians are still salty about their planet status

Why is this more accurate than my horoscope?

“Get Ready With Me”

“Ice Ice Baby”

I hope he finds his way to Lettuce

Eat more minerals

90% of hiking is just interpretive dance

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