but at least I can get a pension

the math checks out

every. single. windows. update.

it was just a joke…

well I’m “willing”…

just existing

that’s why you shouldn’t horse around on the job

no argument here

I just want my lunch…

ze trut iz painful

only missing “as per my last email”

maybe even extra hours…

i guess i struck a [spinal] cord

its candy crunchtime

i even worked off the clock…