“Welcome to Jurassic Park … please leave immediately”

He just wanted his beloved acorn back

That is a very serious sauce collection

If you can’t beat them, join them

A beautiful dance of patience and total failure

manipulate time just for a single french fry!

I wonder if she has a loyalty program

My phone has more emotional mood swings than I do

Which direction are we even going, dude?

I am currently on slice number seven today

I woke up and missed the entire Renaissance

Someone get the boyfriend a small juice

This child is playing chess while we play checkers

Don’t say it if you don’t mean it

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