Just a slice of heaven for a kitchen appliance

the queen of the Seven Seas

10/10 would join this peaceful protest

Stage five is just not showing up

The box always wins. Every. Single. Time.

My therapist is officially replaced by taffy

Stealing hearts and seats at the stadium

My laptop is currently a very expensive space heater

One dramatic sigh away from an Oscar

I wooden stay another minute

One man’s tragedy is a cat’s Tuesday

The only obsession I’m actually okay with

Take my money

Explains why I’m my own biggest fan

Mint condition, never been purrrchased

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