No awkward eye contact for five minutes

Jurass-ick

At least the roof won’t blow away

I’m ready for my jar era

I hope he finds his way to Lettuce

More hot dogs and zero consequences

“happy accident”

If he’s still alive, he’s qualified

Every word is a polished diamond

Tail of two kings

Houston, the cat has reached maximum floof

Plutonians are still salty about their planet status

“Ice Ice Baby”

“Get Ready With Me”

Why is this more accurate than my horoscope?

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