Now my family just checks my pulse

That’s the face of twenty broken spirits

nothing says “I love you” like avoiding casualties!

Four thousand dollars well spent right there

“Get in, loser, we’re going to the vet”

Everything is a metaphor if you’re bored enough

And people say nerds don’t know how to party

“I’m not the father, I’m the vibe”

Ah yes, the dangerous bubble dragon

Autocorrect is the ultimate backseat driver

Celery is somewhere crying in a corner

Neither of us has seen sunlight since Tuesday

Baking cookies on the dashboard is a lifestyle

The old game just feels like home

The sweetest game of hide-and-seek

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