Someone didn’t read their own script

No awkward eye contact for five minutes

I’m ready for my jar era

At least the roof won’t blow away

More hot dogs and zero consequences

If he’s still alive, he’s qualified

“happy accident”

I hope he finds his way to Lettuce

Tail of two kings

50% tremble, 50% hate, 100% alpha

Plutonians are still salty about their planet status

Why is this more accurate than my horoscope?

“Get Ready With Me”

“Ice Ice Baby”

90% of hiking is just interpretive dance

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