“I came, I saw, I chanted”

Currently interviewing myself for a fake documentary

KÄKE

I wouldn’t mess with him, he looks fast

The apple didn’t just fall, it stayed

“I see you, but I’m lazy”

Can’t wait for parent-teacher conferences this year

Eyes burning, but the mission must continue, captain

I didn’t expect nature to call me out

I didn’t know clouds came with teeth

Cozy studio apartment, great lighting

Aging is just a slow motion extreme sport

My mouth is dancing, and it’s delicious

The bad day never stood a chance tonight

“Thanks for the buffet, here is some misery”

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