Currently interviewing myself for a fake documentary

I wouldn’t mess with him, he looks fast

KÄKE

“Thanks for the buffet, here is some misery”

Perspective is hard when you’re carbs-deep in bed

I didn’t expect nature to call me out

I didn’t know clouds came with teeth

Eyes burning, but the mission must continue, captain

Aging is just a slow motion extreme sport

I am the manager of that absolute clown

A Weekly Dose of Wholesome Memes (may 23)

Now my family just checks my pulse

My mouth is dancing, and it’s delicious

The bad day never stood a chance tonight

Ah yes, the dangerous bubble dragon

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