50% tremble, 50% hate, 100% alpha

I’m ready for my jar era

At least the roof won’t blow away

More hot dogs and zero consequences

“happy accident”

I hope he finds his way to Lettuce

If he’s still alive, he’s qualified

Tail of two kings

Plutonians are still salty about their planet status

“Get Ready With Me”

“Ice Ice Baby”

Why is this more accurate than my horoscope?

90% of hiking is just interpretive dance

So, who’s in charge?

Every word is a polished diamond

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