biodegradable poltergeist

“extinguish that vibe”

eat crayons

well, actually…

benefits? i’ll keep waiting

fiction detected

house shifts two inches forward

that hole was personal

husband instincts

lava frog said “delete this”

save game before entering

love you to the bone

customer support just blew me away

Nightmare Before Christmas

congratulations, you’re now a historian

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