The bad day never stood a chance tonight

Perfect focus on exactly how amazing she is

Celery is somewhere crying in a corner

Everything is a metaphor if you’re bored enough

Four thousand dollars well spent right there

Woodpecker Airlines: no snacks, just pure chaos

George Lucas is furiously writing a script now

My cat is going to explode

Autocorrect is the ultimate backseat driver

I am an elite athlete in this discipline

Too short to go home, too long to exist

Baking cookies on the dashboard is a lifestyle

Neither of us has seen sunlight since Tuesday

Usually, mine are in a chaotic circle

The majestic orange forest

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