Perfect focus on exactly how amazing she is

My cat is going to explode

The majestic orange forest

I am an elite athlete in this discipline

Too short to go home, too long to exist

George Lucas is furiously writing a script now

We don’t speak English, we guess English

Ruining data since 1987

Can I pay for these with head scratches?

Evolution really took a weird turn on left

This is what happens when dyslexia takes over

“Haha, yeah…”

Two pounds of pure, unadulterated cookie dough flavor

“You want to borrow what? Put it back”

My love for Strawberry Kiwi knows no bounds

previous page button

next page button