internal monologue needs a serious wellness check

I am my own worst enemy

my wardrobe has a phenomenal soundtrack

Imagine trying to wrestle a wild prosciutto

Why change perfection?

lack of social skills is now deep philosophy

She’s already cooler than everyone in middle school

The vest says safety, the spikes say danger

He has been a very good bronze boy

future wedding vows will include pancakes

Every bite you take, I’ll be watching you…

He’s about to download a whole pallet

hyperfixations finally aligned perfectly!

my salad is staring directly into my soul!

When the lava lamp takes over your brain

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