Imagine trying to wrestle a wild prosciutto

I am my own worst enemy

Why change perfection?

A beautiful circle of absolute trust issues

Life is way too short for boring books

Every bite you take, I’ll be watching you…

future wedding vows will include pancakes

my salad is staring directly into my soul!

He’s about to download a whole pallet

hyperfixations finally aligned perfectly!

When the lava lamp takes over your brain

The fridge shelf won, but I’m ready!

I am a solid ten for exactly four minutes

hoarder tendencies applied beautifully to digital audio

ready to waste money on this!

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