Why change perfection?

Slapping your own arm every two minutes

apologize to him immediately

future wedding vows will include pancakes

from “no banana” to “proud mama”

Game of Thrones

Every bite you take, I’ll be watching you…

He’s about to download a whole pallet

This dish demands absolute, immediate respect

Me looking for my phone while holding it

When the lava lamp takes over your brain

My phone ringtone is a complete mystery

The phone knows too much…

He wore it before it was cool

Who allowed me to be the adult?

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