A tragic story in only two sentences

My pet fire smells like pumpkin spice

Nature is calling

Evolution is really getting weird lately

A very specific way to find a wife

A Weekly Dose of Wholesome Memes (may 2)

Finally, some good freaking food

nobody will notice.

My bank account would be empty in minutes

I’m going to need a bigger shoe

Parenting Hall of Fame

He definitely brings a lot to the table

If I put the hat on, it’s gone

I also enjoy being a spider, Brian

it’s a “spice”

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