Zero gravity, zero emails

Stop!!!!

I have never been more ready for a task

Goodbye cruel world… hello free appetizers

It’s okay, buddy. We’ve all been that 16-year-old

Zero calories, zero caffeine, zero purpose

My plans? Existing in fabulous silence

“I’ll be back… for the parent-teacher conference”

If I fits, I social distances

Honk if you also make terrible life choices

She’s connecting dots; I’m just connecting hearts

My vet uses the word “dense” It hurts less

Winning imaginary arguments against the shampoo bottles

Waiting for them to adopt me

Feeling toadally better already!

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