offended in every timeline

bowl straight into weird facts

you can reach… nothing

ink gains, paper pains

the only traffic is candy lane

goth girls come with patina

barkground noise

furnishing with audacity

bee gone, dignity gone too

extra credit for anyone who argues

cat’s revenge is scheduled

universal translator: “feed me”

small talk is a microtransaction.

fridge inspector

i scream

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