lack of social skills is now deep philosophy

Finally, an explanation that makes sense

Can I pay for these with head scratches?

Imagine trying to wrestle a wild prosciutto

We don’t speak English, we guess English

The dog was definitely the main event

Ruining data since 1987

Two pounds of pure, unadulterated cookie dough flavor

my salad is staring directly into my soul!

Moving the laundry pile to a larger room

Is there a gift shop at the top?

The fridge shelf won, but I’m ready!

hyperfixations finally aligned perfectly!

The smallest bird with the biggest attitude

NÖSHAME

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