when therapy costs $200 but chips are $2

horoscope says “smells bad”

bug report: literally a bug

filing under “c for cat”

ye olde dairy queen

no crown for this king

local wildlife’s most wanted list

violence? i hug npcs!

south pole dancing

welcome to the toddler playoffs

careful, kid bites harder

breaking news: lions are lions!

hide your mugs, it’s here

Oxford Dictionary just exploded

Bush Dogs: Between Predator and Picnic