raising a very empathetic little assistant

Too short to go home, too long to exist

George Lucas is furiously writing a script now

We don’t speak English, we guess English

Can I pay for these with head scratches?

five stars

Ruining data since 1987

Evolution really took a weird turn on left

Two pounds of pure, unadulterated cookie dough flavor

This is what happens when dyslexia takes over

“Haha, yeah…”

my wardrobe has a phenomenal soundtrack

“You want to borrow what? Put it back”

Moving the laundry pile to a larger room

My love for Strawberry Kiwi knows no bounds

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