Parenting is hard, but usually, kids are included

Your destiny involves soap and a sponge

If I put the hat on, it’s gone

Potato (Oil on Canvas, 1524)

They’ll miss my facts when I’m extinct

That’s not a man, that’s a human bridge

One scoop of help, please

Is it possible to learn this power?

Natural vs. Supernatural

The couch is safe… for now

That look when you remember the password

Digging for these at the bottom of the bag

My bank account would be empty in minutes

It’s not baggage, it’s an artifact

I’ll never look at brunch the same