He’s the fresco of the forest

My budget is low, but my honesty is high

Just a slice of heaven for a kitchen appliance

Talk about a hot new pet

Gordon Ramsay would still call me an idiot sandwich

CEO of the playground

Stereo-typical romantic

There are plenty of fish in the sea…

Explains why I’m my own biggest fan

Did you offer him a snack from there too?

a soft tissue issue

whooo do you think you are?

Evolution is wild, but housework is wilder

aggressively avoiding eye contact