Fuji who? I only see two legends

aggressively avoiding eye contact

Holy cannoli

Stealing hearts and seats at the stadium

whooo do you think you are?

Evolution is wild, but housework is wilder

His neck is doing a lot of heavy lifting

My laptop is currently a very expensive space heater

The belly stays big to store the snacks, sweetie

A Weekly Dose of Wholesome Memes to Warm Your Soul (apr 18)

May the grass be with you

Whee-haw

The world is free, the plane ticket is not