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“fear me, i’m denim”

Snake: “Guess who’s your weighted blanket now!”

‘This better be good’ is my new voicemail

Scissors now in protective custody

Dolly Parton Memes to Add some Sparkle!

Sleep mode? He deleted it.

Studio Ghibli presents…

I brought a puppet to help explain

Coolest sleep he’s ever had

Meowgdalorian

this turtle is my emotional support IT department

Me: I’m staying out of drama. Also me:

Please wait… forever

If it doesn’t bring me peace, I didn’t hear it

People who laugh before it loads

Good+on+you%2C+Thomas.
Good on you, Thomas.
Emergency+toddler+evasion.
Emergency toddler evasion.
That%26%238217%3Bs+a+no+friend.
That’s a no friend.
Fighting+misconceptions.
Fighting misconceptions.
Join the conversation
A+gang+of+Hagrids
A gang of Hagrids
I+fits.
I fits.
Look+at+these+photographs.
Look at these photographs.
It+was+just+a+prank%2C+bro.
It was just a prank, bro.
Words
Words
Spider+cat+doing+whatever+spider+cat+does.
Spider cat doing whatever spider cat does.
Your+dog+when+someone+rings+the+doorbell
Your dog when someone rings the doorbell
No+soup+for+you+%26%238211%3B+Zuckerbot2020
No soup for you – Zuckerbot2020