The waddle of shame

“Is it the vacuum? I hate him”

Mentally, I am a Roomba

“Did I win therapy today, Susan?”

I will never look at rice the same

My pride is worth more than a taco

This is how the feline uprising begins

Ancient proof that cats are dramatic

Why is the internet better at 2 AM?

Area 51 has a very tidy nursery now

The favorite grandchild

Why is being a gamer so much work?

We shall watch his career with great interest

“If it’s not a meme, I’m blind”

My crystal ball predicted a house fire today