I feel smarter and dumber at the same time

The God of Wine and Rock ‘n’ Roll

Tell me you’re an introvert without telling me

before and after the coffee

At least he’s passionate about his hobbies

Most terrifying “bless you” in human history

“Watch out!”

I can hear its footsteps from here

He’s seen things

The alphabet just got spicy

Trying to feed a pill to a grumpy mastiff

Texture is the new smooth

Still better than a Monday morning meeting

Poetry vs. Reality

partner in crime