He didn’t sign up to be delicious

“I came, I saw, I chanted”

My screen protector is holding my life together

This menu is highly illuminating

That dog is a mood and a half

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No parade? No problem

That fry station is now a royal palace

Business in the back, absolute majesty up front

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The physical manifestation of a case of Mondays

The exact faces I made during final exams