He didn’t sign up to be delicious

“I came, I saw, I chanted”

That fry station is now a royal palace

Business in the back, absolute majesty up front

That dog is a mood and a half

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The physical manifestation of a case of Mondays

The exact faces I made during final exams

Currently interviewing myself for a fake documentary

Big Ratto and Small Ratto, reporting for duty

The bad day never stood a chance tonight

I didn’t know clouds came with teeth

Trapped in the matrix of wholesome energy