If he buys a ticket, you cancel

Marriage is great if you actually like them

“I’m not the father, I’m the vibe”

We don’t speak English, we guess English

Baking cookies on the dashboard is a lifestyle

“You want to borrow what? Put it back”

He looks so proud of his stolen groceries

That’s the face of twenty broken spirits

Legends of dance, who cares about vocals?

And people say nerds don’t know how to party

“Get in, loser, we’re going to the vet”

Don’t call me unless you are a nightmare

You can’t pause it, and you can’t leave

My cat is going to explode

Celery is somewhere crying in a corner

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