I’m not a regular adult, I’m a cool adult

10 items or less? No, 10 minutes or more.

Can we make the trees look like curly fries?

I miss the static, but I don’t miss the hernia

The sign says “No,” his eyes say “Maybe”

Is it a tree, or the idea of a tree?

100% prepared for a situation that doesn’t exist

I’m one “how’s work” away from laying on the rug

close enough

He’s not on the internet, but he owns it

cheat code

43 is the new 17

blood type “Zero Ultra”

I didn’t sign up for this level of self-reflection

moral compass was clearly also an antique