Who left these onions here?

The couch is too far

The mothership can wait

Chips, beer, and fear

Oh, is it 9:00 already?

Traffic is moving slowly today

His brother’s name must be “Go”

Staring into the cotton abyss

Leg day was successful

late for his 3 AM screaming appointment

If sleep deprivation had a profile picture

This is why I have 5% window tint.

I guess I’m too dry and soggy for this establishment

Finally, a paper plate that survives a steak

Nothing says “ancient mystery” like a trip to Alabama