It’s all about the presentation…

He’s trying on his future self

Can’t wait for parent-teacher conferences this year

Perfect focus on exactly how amazing she is

I am an elite athlete in this discipline

I am the manager of that absolute clown

“Thanks for the buffet, here is some misery”

Every animal sounds like a minor wizard

Just a casual breakfast on a cosmic missile

A Weekly Dose of Wholesome Memes (may 23)

“Happy Birth”

It’s his universe

Perspective is hard when you’re carbs-deep in bed

I too want to become furniture for felines