My back says I’m actually 85

Waiting for the microwave to hit zero

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Siblings: Fighting over who was the ‘first’ movie

Evolution is really getting weird lately

I also enjoy being a spider, Brian

5/5 scientists agree: this is a crime

Keep your friends close and your poultry closer

it’s a “spice”

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Is he house-trained or just magic-trained?

sunday wholesome memes (may 3)