It was just a prank, bro.

It was just a prank, bro.

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

that’s a loaded question

that’s a loaded question

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

did he do it?

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

And you give that subtle approving head nod

And you give that subtle approving head nod

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

trojan pigeon

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

time to cry!