thank you for not letting me al dente

i don’t overthink, i overwiggle

ma’am, that’s a no-bite buffet

bad place, good boi

fridge inspector

absorbing lore

trust issues, meet belly rubs

universal translator: “feed me”

hug me but don’t notice me

mooving threat

furnishing with audacity

vacuum throne

paleostalgia

living fossils

the bedtime bell is meowing

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