ham glam

absolute loaf

love at first lift

byson

have you tried turning me off again?

“wake up, bestie”

thank you for not letting me al dente

i don’t overthink, i overwiggle

ma’am, that’s a no-bite buffet

bad place, good boi

fridge inspector

absorbing lore

trust issues, meet belly rubs

universal translator: “feed me”

hug me but don’t notice me

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