I too want to become furniture for felines

“Thanks for the buffet, here is some misery”

Every animal sounds like a minor wizard

Ah yes, the dangerous bubble dragon

“I see you, but I’m lazy”

That flower girl is going to steal the show

Be quiet, the pigeons are listening

I didn’t know clouds came with teeth

That is a highly organized buffet line

Big Ratto and Small Ratto, reporting for duty

Business in the back, absolute majesty up front

The physical manifestation of a case of Mondays

He didn’t sign up to be delicious

This menu is highly illuminating

No thoughts, just vibes and prehistoric sunshine

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