I have never been more ready for a task

My five-year plan is just petting ten thousand dogs

“I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe”

disturbingly cute

unfurgettable

Feeling toadally better already!

pawsitive chaos

big-boned

The only bird that comes with a membership

shell time!

If I fits, I social distances

Chaotic Neutral

McHoney

“Will he ever squeak again, Grandma?”

No photos, please. My agent will call you

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