He’s a good boy, he was framed!

hugged the screen

The only breaking news I actually care about

I also enjoy being a spider, Brian

Evolution is really getting weird lately

Waiting for the microwave to hit zero

I’m going to need a bigger shoe

Nature is calling

I’ll never look at brunch the same

That look when you remember the password

The couch is safe… for now

Potato (Oil on Canvas, 1524)

They’ll miss my facts when I’m extinct

Houston, the cat has reached maximum floof

A tiny hand from the abyss

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