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jeans negotiating peace treaty

if you don’t like sunlight, have you tried really big hats?

save game before entering

Nightmare Before Christmas

missing socks joined the afterlife

she walked out seventeen again

tea so hot it glares

love never skips dessert

house shifts two inches forward

airplane mode

keep carroting

budget gripping cheeks and sanity

“extinguish that vibe”

imaginary traffic cops on standby

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