buy the bookshelves first so you have something to fill

3 am every night like clockwork

not my proudest moment

are you going to get your mansplaining in fine arts or business?

i hope someone beatboxes at my funeral

reckless slathering

who is the dungeon master in this game?

my mind is blown

precious pockets

they just fell into place like this

name this movie

triple threat

there can be only one… slice


you’ll know which if you see me on the news or not