“We’ve been trying to reach you…”

a walking flag of confusion

We have all been there

Next year he’s getting coal and a dictionary

Your cloud storage is chilling with SpongeBob

it is what it is

This is the only biology fact I remember

when the text problem involves two trains

This child is playing chess while we play checkers

Every bright person needs an edgy shadow pal

The happiest little marshmallow

“The restaurant garbage was terrible tonight, bro”

“Welcome to Jurassic Park … please leave immediately”

carrying his entire world

morning motivational speech

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