shuffled gently

one small errand, massive opposition

one eye says help, the other says run

deliciously concerning

i’m the problem and the witness

high-waisted and highly delusional

sitting like i own the tavern

my ego just learned to fly

law and pawder

wellness starts with crackers, obviously

sunday wholesome memes (mar 8)

one ticket to nopeville, please

i’m not done spreading

no beef, just reef

it’s not an accent, it’s a lifesteale

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