No scoop is safe with gulls on duty

Hands? Optional.

Caught between glam and sham

“Talk birdy to me, handsome”

You shall not bounce!

The real glow-up

jurassic bark

bark side of the breeze

from jack to snack attack

mic’d up, lawyered down

whoo’s panicking? not me. haha

Professional seed hoarder & snack influencer

Call me Rightzilla

Darkness. Doom. Fresh cinnamon buns.

Suspect remains unbothered

The+rescue+group+says+he%26%238217%3Bs+lost+without+his+bucket+and+will+have+to+take+it+to+his+new+forever+home
The rescue group says he’s lost without his bucket and will have to take it to his new forever home
Will+you+please+do+that+one+petting+thing+on+my+head%3F
Will you please do that one petting thing on my head?
Anatomical+makeup.
Anatomical makeup.
The+Earth+is+a+doughnut
The Earth is a doughnut
Join the conversation
Sarah%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+the+point.
Sarah, that’s the point.
Words.
Words.
Now+you+know%26%238230%3B
Now you know…
B+R+O+G+L+E
B R O G L E
Every+friggan+time.
Every friggan time.
Olive+garden+and+chill+%3F
Olive garden and chill ?
Spilling+the+secrets+of+fast+food+chains
Spilling the secrets of fast food chains
Russia+sent+the+evidence+to+my+inbox.
Russia sent the evidence to my inbox.