scissors cut hair and egos

Happily Never After

it’s not hoarding, it’s curating history

aisle 7: brushes, gouache, existential dread

returns from bathroom still clothed

“left click, right click…”

snow white with wi-fi

gift shop sells “missing BR” magnets

Weaponized housekeeping

consequences arrive separately

side quest: find a free friday

beautiful… suspiciously beautiful

bubble goggles set to maximum joy

The Great Buddy Exodus

it’s giving oscar nomination

Obama+kickin+it+at+the+Caribbean.+He+already+looks+ten+years+younger.
Obama kickin it at the Caribbean. He already looks ten years younger.
The+entire+first+chapter+of+Harry+Potter+written+under+the+stairs.
The entire first chapter of Harry Potter written under the stairs.
Radical+Islam
Radical Islam
You%26%238217%3Bre+my+best+boy
You’re my best boy
Join the conversation
The+Komondor+%28Hungarian+Sheepdog%29+was+bred+for+a+long+thick+coat+that+wolves+could+not+penetrate+while+they+guarded+livestock
The Komondor (Hungarian Sheepdog) was bred for a long thick coat that wolves could not penetrate while they guarded livestock
Pronouncing+GIF
Pronouncing GIF
Trying+to+make+friends
Trying to make friends
Hello%2C+I%26%238217%3Bd+like+some+freedom+with+a+side+of+liberty
Hello, I’d like some freedom with a side of liberty
It%26%238217%3Bs+always+a+good+time+for+Pun+Husky
It’s always a good time for Pun Husky
Lava+that+formed+to+look+like+a+pile+of+bodies+being+sucked+into+the+fiery+void+of+hell
Lava that formed to look like a pile of bodies being sucked into the fiery void of hell
If+I+said+what+I+thought+to+friends+and+family%2C+I+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+have+friends+or+family.
If I said what I thought to friends and family, I wouldn’t have friends or family.
The+point+of+no+return.
The point of no return.