At least the shipping for nothing was free

Skipping leg day prevents catastrophic city damage

Victoria’s Secret is missing their model

Bread never texts its ex

Ghosting my own potential

Ground control requests maple reinforcement

Do not cross the asymptote

Fighting dirty

read the room

Throwing myself for a loop

Running on pure anime logic

taste like pure annoyance

Stop bugging the feline

Oakay

We are all painfully aware

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