Don’t call me unless you are a nightmare

Marriage is great if you actually like them

He looks so proud of his stolen groceries

Baking cookies on the dashboard is a lifestyle

“You want to borrow what? Put it back”

If he buys a ticket, you cancel

We don’t speak English, we guess English

“I’m not the father, I’m the vibe”

Legends of dance, who cares about vocals?

Ruining data since 1987

Evolution really took a weird turn on left

I have books, but where is the drama?

fabric-ation

Loyalty ends exactly at 6:01 PM

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