What does the octopus say?

Please do not disturb the nesting dessert

“I see your true colors”

Where was Gondor when my grades fell?

“My memory is a blessing and a curse”

May the shopping carts find eternal happiness today

Time to move to a different galaxy

I hope your purse is waterproof

identity crisis

fake it till you make it

“Oh, my bad… I’ll just hit the trash later.”

I hope those books find a better home

I really thought I’d live to see it…

“I hope you didn’t love that foam filling”

My favorite band has excellent air wiggling skills

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