A belly full of potential energy

A highly pressurized fashion

appetizers first

Nature called and left a threatening voicemail

The official sponsor of the sniff test

At least the shipping for nothing was free

Skipping leg day prevents catastrophic city damage

Victoria’s Secret is missing their model

Bread never texts its ex

Ghosting my own potential

Ground control requests maple reinforcement

Do not cross the asymptote

Fighting dirty

read the room

Throwing myself for a loop

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