floating in an anxious void

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chrismtas in june

“May his order of attention be super-sized and filled to the absolute brim”

“please respond”

Mosquito-Catching Holiday Bonus

“You saw nothing”

taste smelly

This is what the afterlife looks like

“He feeds us, but I make the rules”

twelve years old forever

Measure twice, cut once

An exceptional exception

Two degrees to sleep in a tent

“Your voice is nice, but look at this symmetry”

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