The only heavy thing here is the lead apron

Chew, flip, repeat

One day we’ll meet and it’ll be beautifully awkward

I’ve reached my limit of being “found” this week

May your microwave be fast and your nuggets stay firm

let’s build some bravery today

moral compass was clearly also an antique

I didn’t sign up for this level of self-reflection

He’s not on the internet, but he owns it

cheat code

close enough

43 is the new 17

Is it a tree, or the idea of a tree?

I’m one “how’s work” away from laying on the rug

Can we make the trees look like curly fries?

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