Professional Illusionist

available in essay format

don’t play with your food

The wall won that round

“Go Go Power Rangers!”

I am just a simple creature looking for a second-hand cardigan

“Yeah, come try it, human”

Long live the hideous orange king of the horizon

floating in an anxious void

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chrismtas in june

“May his order of attention be super-sized and filled to the absolute brim”

“please respond”

Mosquito-Catching Holiday Bonus

“You saw nothing”

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