Every bright person needs an edgy shadow pal

The happiest little marshmallow

“The restaurant garbage was terrible tonight, bro”

“Welcome to Jurassic Park … please leave immediately”

carrying his entire world

morning motivational speech

judging your three-point turn

“Sorry I’m late, I was being held hostage”

My phone has more emotional mood swings than I do

Fighting for my life against 100% brightness

“Welcome to Hawaii, now close the window blinds”

I woke up and missed the entire Renaissance

When the red flags are literally giant fangs

inspirational speaker for what not to do

The big light makes everything look like hospital

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