found Atlantis before I found that toy

chef’s special: shed flakes infusion

bio class didn’t prepare me for this

teacher: any questions? phone: got answers

newton’s third law: spill is inevitable

“i’m lost” lucas: “good”

NASA needs this balance training

meow-trix

toilet summoner

evolution: “trust me bro”

welcome to the circle of “WHY”

biceps? nah, bring me brunch

cats: the only gossip i care about

sunday wholesome memes (July 13)

“love y’all… from a distance”

I+was+asked+to+leave%26%238230%3B
I was asked to leave…
Mom+of+the+year%2C+circa+1985.
Mom of the year, circa 1985.
Every+time%2C+all+the+time.
Every time, all the time.
Positive%5Bly%5D+wrecked.
Positive[ly] wrecked.
Join the conversation
Dear+Michael
Dear Michael
Welcome+home.
Welcome home.
I%26%238217%3Bm+no+longer+the+idiot%21
I’m no longer the idiot!
Words
Words
Grans+little+genius.
Grans little genius.
The+Nords+eat+purposefully.
The Nords eat purposefully.
Yeah+that+works+great+actually%26%238230%3B
Yeah that works great actually…
She+still+ate+them%26%238230%3B
She still ate them…