Positive[ly] wrecked.

Positive[ly] wrecked.

but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?

but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?

this can only end in hilarity

this can only end in hilarity

when will society learn?

when will society learn?

he refused to quit

he refused to quit

the ducks knew exactly what they were doing

the ducks knew exactly what they were doing

i appreciate the attention

i appreciate the attention

Same names i use for them in my phone, too

Same names i use for them in my phone, too

what happened in daycare fight club did not stay in daycare fight club

what happened in daycare fight club did not stay in daycare fight club

we are not alone in the universe

we are not alone in the universe

dads are so embarrassing

dads are so embarrassing

blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots

blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots

and then there’s jeff bezos…

and then there’s jeff bezos…

both. bring both inside

both. bring both inside

this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life

this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life

they face the sun for a reason

they face the sun for a reason