Nature is calling

I’ll never look at brunch the same

It’s not baggage, it’s an artifact

Digging for these at the bottom of the bag

That look when you remember the password

My bank account would be empty in minutes

The couch is safe… for now

Natural vs. Supernatural

One scoop of help, please

That’s not a man, that’s a human bridge

Potato (Oil on Canvas, 1524)

Parenting is hard, but usually, kids are included

Your destiny involves soap and a sponge

They’ll miss my facts when I’m extinct

If I put the hat on, it’s gone

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