my inner child just sat up and clapped

Second breakfast, first blood

★☆☆☆☆: would not relive

That delivery guy has seen things.

somewhere between Batcave and buffet

congrats! you’ve won a micro-vacation!

folgers in the brain fog

recruitment ritual for Bird Society

100% sure I need an adultier adult

none shall paws

love at first freight

Bite vs. spite

Lord Fluffington, destroyer of vacuums

Get paid for knowing things you shouldn’t admit publicly

me vibing, then boom! …survival

Blockbuster+has+finally+given+up+the+ghost.+RIP+in+Be+kind%2C+rewind.
Blockbuster has finally given up the ghost. RIP in Be kind, rewind.
Yeah+that+about+sums+it+up%2C+Ryan%26%238230%3B
Yeah that about sums it up, Ryan…
How+to+properly+eat+a+birfday+cake.
How to properly eat a birfday cake.
All+is+fair+in+love+and+war.
All is fair in love and war.
Join the conversation
Drone+shot+of+the+Chick-Fil-A+drive-thru.
Drone shot of the Chick-Fil-A drive-thru.
Suddenly+I%26%238217%3Bm+radical.
Suddenly I’m radical.
Manage+your+demons.
Manage your demons.
I+suppose+this+is+to+be+celebrated%26%238230%3B
I suppose this is to be celebrated…
An+abandoned+Lisa+Frank+factory.+RIP+in+Trapper+Keeper.
An abandoned Lisa Frank factory. RIP in Trapper Keeper.
The+Psychics+are+slinging+the+devils+lettuce.
The Psychics are slinging the devils lettuce.
Hail+bear+bird.
Hail bear bird.
Aliens%2C+and+all+that+jazz%2C+INC.
Aliens, and all that jazz, INC.