You’re doing it wrong.

You're doing it wrong.

i’ll have the spicy tunashamed roll, please

i’ll have the spicy tunashamed roll, please

i got you, bro

how many dads does it take to write an episode of pokemon?

how many dads does it take to write an episode of pokemon?

I’m not crying, you’re crying… Okay, I’m crying.

I’m not crying, you’re crying… Okay, I’m crying.

so the interview went well, then?

so the interview went well, then?

this looks like a good place to nap

this looks like a good place to nap

unclip and flip

unclip and flip

Marriage is war

Marriage is war

Really, really

there’s no such thing as a stupid ques… never mind

there’s no such thing as a stupid ques… never mind

leave me alone

sunnyside up

Who says men are afraid of commitment

Who says men are afraid of commitment

quick, someone call cupid

quick, someone call cupid

finishing high school > saving the world

finishing high school > saving the world