Life is not a chick flick.

Life is not a chick flick.

they won’t be able to mcresist me

they won’t be able to mcresist me

i’d do the same thing, tbh

i’d do the same thing, tbh

more stores need this on display

more stores need this on display

release the roomba!!!!

release the roomba!!!!

and now so do i

and now so do i

that’s showbiz, baby!

that’s showbiz, baby!

you know the move

you know the move

i live my life with no regrets

i live my life with no regrets

a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously

a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously

This would be my response, too

This would be my response, too

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

It’s not easy, but it’s not impossible, either

It’s not easy, but it’s not impossible, either

monster ain’t eating me today!

monster ain’t eating me today!

Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol

Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

silent, like the p in pterodactyl