miracle machine until stairs are involved

prepared for flight? now prepare for ✨me✨

45 degrees of inner monologue

‘This better be good’ is my new voicemail

if i fits, i supervise

ugly? yes. unemployed? never.

likes cookies… served straight from the freezer

you wanted memories, he wanted angles

Oreo-verwhelmed

childhood never left…it just got tools

it’s not lying, it’s culinary branding

infant form, ancient soul

Sunday wholesome memes (June 15)

missing every mental shot

Please wait… forever

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