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jackass junior

january 2, but hydrated

ready for a triathlon

boss thinks i’m a prank

“left click, right click…”

Furniture With Benefits

ground is lava, but comfy

New diet: ID required, please

cat adopted you, congrats

bro needs his own area code

victorian houses came with free hallucinations

cat glam cam

grand slam glamour shot

full board meeting, all purrs

acting like i cheated on it

Saying+something+sarcastic.
Saying something sarcastic.
Realistic+logos.
Realistic logos.
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+always+drink+my+own+piss%26%238230%3B
I don’t always drink my own piss…
Vegan.
Vegan.
Join the conversation
What+updating+my+status+felt+like+vs.+reality.
What updating my status felt like vs. reality.
Not+sure+if+hot+chick+is+hitting+on+me%26%238230%3B
Not sure if hot chick is hitting on me…
Kids+are+freaks.
Kids are freaks.
Gravity+in+bed%2C+under+blanket.
Gravity in bed, under blanket.
That+awkward+moment+when%26%238230%3B
That awkward moment when…
Home+is+whenever+I%26%238217%3Bm+with+cats.
Home is whenever I’m with cats.
Statistics+on+death.
Statistics on death.
Face+recognition+is+broken%21
Face recognition is broken!