I am one with the great mother.

I am one with the great mother.

Revenge Is A Dish Best Served From The Teat.

Revenge Is A Dish Best Served From The Teat.

I heard whales love Mars bars, actually.

I heard whales love Mars bars, actually.

a ir plan e safety i s Boeing’s #1 p riority

a ir plan e safety i s Boeing’s #1 p riority

Apple bonsai!

Took me way too long to spot the bathrooms at Rocky Mountain National Park…

Took me way too long to spot the bathrooms at Rocky Mountain National Park…

540 cans of beer in the boot… 540 cans of beer…

540 cans of beer in the boot… 540 cans of beer…

Crazy how nature do that.

Crazy how nature do that.

I want to beliebe.

I want to beliebe.

You have no right to call yourself a father.

You have no right to call yourself a father.

Calculator sexting taught me this trick.

Calculator sexting taught me this trick.

35 shades of rabbit.

35 shades of rabbit.

Cows can be good boys too.

Cows can be good boys too.

There are kings, and there are pawns.

There are kings, and there are pawns.

Yeah. Slap those cold cuts in there. Toasted? Always.

Yeah. Slap those cold cuts in there. Toasted? Always.

Geology jokes rock…

Geology jokes rock…