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Twitter history is not forgiving…

Twitter history is not forgiving...
Always listen to a smart woman
Always listen to a smart woman
I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please
I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please
Shoulda seen it coming
Shoulda seen it coming
So realistic
So realistic
My heart… is thawed
My heart… is thawed
True caring
True caring
they were warned
they were warned
Employee of the month multiple times
Employee of the month multiple times
My new jogging pants
My new jogging pants
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match
Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?
Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?
omg! it looks so happy!
omg! it looks so happy!
Karen wins again
Karen wins again
And together they will conquer the dog park
And together they will conquer the dog park
Better than the live-action remake, tbh
Better than the live-action remake, tbh
And+I%26%238217%3Bm+Pickle+Riiiiiick%21
And I’m Pickle Riiiiiick!
The+science+of+how+mediocre+guys+get+all+the+ladies.
The science of how mediocre guys get all the ladies.
Get+home+safe%2C+Lil+Stinker.
Get home safe, Lil Stinker.
As+per+the+rules+of+Chess%2C+she+can+move+in+any+direction.
As per the rules of Chess, she can move in any direction.
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They%26%238217%3Bre+setting+themselves+up+for+a+lifetime+of+disappointment%26%238230%3B
They’re setting themselves up for a lifetime of disappointment…
I+reckon+she+totally+does.
I reckon she totally does.
Until+next+time%2C+good+buddy.
Until next time, good buddy.
Fun+with+dinosaur+gummies%26%238230%3B
Fun with dinosaur gummies…
Oh%2C+Snoop+Lion%26%238230%3B
Oh, Snoop Lion…
He%26%238217%3Bs+always+doing+this%26%238230%3B
He’s always doing this…
Don%26%238217%3Bt+Forget+The+Order+Of+Opurrrations
Don’t Forget The Order Of Opurrrations
George+Lucas+surrounded+by+Star+Wars+props%2C+1977
George Lucas surrounded by Star Wars props, 1977