Go back, Sam. I’m going to Mordor alone.
Lessons learned from a dog.
Every time I have to go outside…
How my cat feels about Christmas.
This is sad but true
Get a life.
I don’t usually apologize, but…
Self-shot for the Facebook
Antidepressants and Skittles.
Everything is a cat.
Why do we put on masks?
The Circle of Nutella.
I could wear this T-shirt out on the town…
He’s something of an emotional support pup.
America should really up their vending machine game…
Join the conversation
Lost in Translation
OG trolling done correctly.
Teach yourself the Phonetic Alphabet, for fun and profit.
The holidays are confusing this year…
Bastions of the environment.
How to survive being buried undead.
I would eat there…
I would watch this spin off.