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Just your average regular man eating regular salads…

Just your average regular man eating regular salads...
crime rate: 1. fiction rate: 9000
crime rate: 1. fiction rate: 9000
call me fat again, I’ll purr
call me fat again, I’ll purr
a true byte of coleslaw history
a true byte of coleslaw history
when cats walk, the world stops
when cats walk, the world stops
emergency? I accidentally fell in love
emergency? I accidentally fell in love
no filter…just troll elegance
no filter…just troll elegance
X-Rays and X-Rage
X-Rays and X-Rage
same boat, but mine’s got extra lag
same boat, but mine’s got extra lag
no to math, yes to myth
no to math, yes to myth
Rotten wood? That’s a gift box
Rotten wood? That’s a gift box
Shell yeah, gravity’s optional now!
Shell yeah, gravity’s optional now!
Dog? Maybe. Winner? Absolutely!
Dog? Maybe. Winner? Absolutely!
Pizza, games, and mild emotional damage
Pizza, games, and mild emotional damage
This area’s got bear-sonality
This area’s got bear-sonality
strategic lounging, gold medalist
strategic lounging, gold medalist
It+makes+no+got+darn+sense%21
It makes no got darn sense!
Shaquille+O%26%238217%3BNeal+trolling+an+interview%2C+circa+1991.
Shaquille O’Neal trolling an interview, circa 1991.
Actual+survey%26%238230%3B
Actual survey…
Just+NYC+things%26%238230%3B
Just NYC things…
Join the conversation
This+tortle+has+seen+some+things.
This tortle has seen some things.
Welcome+to+your+new+life%2C+Bradley.
Welcome to your new life, Bradley.
%26%238230%3Btwo+ships+passing+in+the+night.
…two ships passing in the night.
The+Austrians+know+how+to+stack+wood.
The Austrians know how to stack wood.
Dave+plays+on+a+different+level%26%238230%3B
Dave plays on a different level…
SBUX+in+Fuzhou%2C+China%2C+has+a+different+vibe+to+it.
SBUX in Fuzhou, China, has a different vibe to it.
Nice+chaise%2C+though.
Nice chaise, though.
Gotdammit%2C+Bruce%26%238230%3B
Gotdammit, Bruce…