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don’t call me shirley

don't call me shirley
Rudy Giuliani holding press conference on election fraud, circa 2021.
Rudy Giuliani holding press conference on election fraud, circa 2021.
Thanksgiving was pretty lit this year.
Thanksgiving was pretty lit this year.
Nail this guy to a cross, amiright?
Nail this guy to a cross, amiright?
y’all nasty…
y’all nasty…
children of all* ages.
children of all* ages.
Well, yes actually.
Well, yes actually.
I don’t recall asking you, guy.
I don’t recall asking you, guy.
Blessed bacon.
Blessed bacon.
The Simpson’s, in a nutshell…
The Simpson’s, in a nutshell…
I need me some grass fed stegosaurus
I need me some grass fed stegosaurus
Nice.
Nice.
Got dammit Gary, buzz off.
Got dammit Gary, buzz off.
I blame the Christ, personally.
I blame the Christ, personally.
Reach for the stars…
Reach for the stars…
We do not speak of such things, Pinky.
We do not speak of such things, Pinky.