There is no defeating god without maternity and paternity leave.
You can’t out hustle a hustler.
Do your part for the wee winged [w]ones.
Now that’s what I call horse power.
Am I being detained?
The gym this month…
…because we’re Animaniacs, basically.
Modern problems require theatrical solutions
Dutch men in traditional garb, circa 190
Breakfast of champions…
Egg is life.
Health insurance is a mental health issue.
Drugs are actually bad for babies, generally.
Penwangs are a good investment.
Now that’s what I call a power lunch, circa 2009.
Car manuals can be odd…
How to make friends
A man’s gotta eat.
Colbert gets it
Join the conversation
Leonardo DiCaprio died during the ALS ice bucket challenge
The best feeling in the world.
Good morning beautiful :)
Do not bend Time
How to annoy Canadians
Sad and accurate.