It was you this whole time.
He’s tryin’ his best…
I can’t believe you’ve done this…
Inner beaty is your Trump card.
When your significant other cat[ches] you cheating…
My picnic now…
…and the *Indians* moved to Oklahoma, where they lived happily ever after
Gravestone of Elija Bond, Inventor of the Ouija Board.
Extreme nail cutting.
Some people don’t even need a wire tap…
I do love a salad…
Flew better than the MAX…
A brave new world we live in!
Used blood for lease.
Hail the green Lorde.
*media coverage intensifies*