they’ve been listening this whole time

She’s a beaut

World Greatest Postal Worker

Technically Speaking…

Off to class!

This is what Tumblr displays when you search for depression. I just finished 2 hours chatting with an expert from the suggested websites and I feel better. Thank you Tumblr.

This Heineken USB drive has Heineken in it.

I am sure they do

How to raise a supervillain.

What being a German feels like right now

Swiping is poor etiquite.

A thermos of hot tea hurled into the air at -40 degrees Celsius near the Arctic Circle

It’s like my car somehow knows when it’s a three-paycheck month…

Pandas travel well, apparently

For the first time in 37 years, it has snowed in the Sahara

Dale knows what’s up (or down)