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Looks like I’m reading a book.

Looks like I'm reading a book.
nervous system runs the show
nervous system runs the show
scissors cut hair and egos
scissors cut hair and egos
somewhere in the shadow realm
somewhere in the shadow realm
guac this economy
guac this economy
summoned aquaman
summoned aquaman
can’t afford secret cat, man
can’t afford secret cat, man
it’s not hoarding, it’s curating history
it’s not hoarding, it’s curating history
Waiting for birds to fold my laundry
Waiting for birds to fold my laundry
Happily Never After
Happily Never After
emotional support human, except for myself
emotional support human, except for myself
introvert olympics: synchronized nothing
introvert olympics: synchronized nothing
reporting for scratches, commander
reporting for scratches, commander
aisle 7: brushes, gouache, existential dread
aisle 7: brushes, gouache, existential dread
nine lives, zero emails
nine lives, zero emails
when you’re 80% panic, 20% vibes
when you’re 80% panic, 20% vibes
just+checking+in
just checking in
k%2C+thanks%2C+bai
k, thanks, bai
we+need+more+of+this+in+America
we need more of this in America
my+daily+doom+scrolling+procedure
my daily doom scrolling procedure
Join the conversation
i+am+vengeance%2C+i+am+the+knight%2C+i+am+your+babysitter%21
i am vengeance, i am the knight, i am your babysitter!
gecko-ception
gecko-ception
your+rose+has+been+taken+care+of
your rose has been taken care of
wise+words+from+turd+ferguson
wise words from turd ferguson
just+when+you+thought+the+pandemic+couldn%26%238217%3Bt+get+any+weirder
just when you thought the pandemic couldn’t get any weirder
uh+oh
uh oh
ms.+king+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+no+man
ms. king don’t need no man
the+account+says+parody%2C+but+the+message+rings+true
the account says parody, but the message rings true