Do not try and change the train, that’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth…there is no train.

Do not try and change the train, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth...there is no train.

I really hope this is an actual KFC rejection letter

I really hope this is an actual KFC rejection letter

i’m supposed to divide my laundry?

i’m supposed to divide my laundry?

You can’t run

You can’t run

the things you realize as an adult

the things you realize as an adult

you just need to floss more

you just need to floss more

have the decency to leave the store first

have the decency to leave the store first

Finley only has one setting

Finley only has one setting

don’t blame sober me for the actions of drunk me

don’t blame sober me for the actions of drunk me

this toy line is my favorite

this toy line is my favorite

gone but never forgotten

gone but never forgotten

no one deserves to live in poverty

no one deserves to live in poverty

sorry if your name is kyle

sorry if your name is kyle

still waiting for national treasure 3

still waiting for national treasure 3

never keep a crow waiting

never keep a crow waiting

I think you mean best

I think you mean best