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you ask, you shall receive

you ask, you shall receive
Meet your new inner dialogue…
Meet your new inner dialogue…
Hiccups are scary.
Hiccups are scary.
Cat ladders in Berlin, Germany
Cat ladders in Berlin, Germany
Google knows it was you…
Google knows it was you…
Doris Day circa 1973.
Doris Day circa 1973.
*intense doubt*
*intense doubt*
Can’t wait for Easter dinner at my parents house…
Can’t wait for Easter dinner at my parents house…
Suspend Verizon, actually.
Suspend Verizon, actually.
Some asses enjoy a good cuddle.
Some asses enjoy a good cuddle.
I’d watch this sequel to The Fox And The Hound…
I’d watch this sequel to The Fox And The Hound…
If my gym had one of these I’d at least have a membership…
If my gym had one of these I’d at least have a membership…
Understanding icecream.
Understanding icecream.
The forbidden pizza roll.
The forbidden pizza roll.
The Children’s LEGO Bible is a thing.
The Children’s LEGO Bible is a thing.
That makes wayyyyy more sense…
That makes wayyyyy more sense…
1%2F2+cup+of+cute.
1/2 cup of cute.
Hanging+with+our+married+friends%26%238230%3B
Hanging with our married friends…
Words.
Words.
My+nightly+ritual.
My nightly ritual.
Join the conversation
The+land+before+time.
The land before time.
Japanese+vs.+American.
Japanese vs. American.
There+is+no+WE+in+FOOD.
There is no WE in FOOD.
Barking+saved+my+family+from+being+sucked+into+a+vacuum%2C+and+stopped+the+neighbors+cat+from+stealing+my+bone
Barking saved my family from being sucked into a vacuum, and stopped the neighbors cat from stealing my bone
Zombie+Marvel+Sculptures.
Zombie Marvel Sculptures.
Bathing+in+style+with+a+granite+boulder+tub+and+chandelier+shower+head
Bathing in style with a granite boulder tub and chandelier shower head
Farts.
Farts.
When+I+stay+home+all+day+vs.+When+I+have+to+go+out.
When I stay home all day vs. When I have to go out.