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They call him Mr. Opportunity

They call him Mr. Opportunity
But I want to eat a cookie and have a cookie
But I want to eat a cookie and have a cookie
People have always hated being watched while eating
People have always hated being watched while eating
Dad: I’m disappointed / son: hi disappointed, I’m Andy
Dad: I’m disappointed / son: hi disappointed, I’m Andy
What’s the name of this job?
What’s the name of this job?
Always when you need it
Always when you need it
He broke the code
He broke the code
Strongest *nan
Strongest *nan
fine art of messing up
fine art of messing up
Straight to work
Straight to work
10 short facts and memes to spice up your Wednesday (+ Ember Tax)
10 short facts and memes to spice up your Wednesday (+ Ember Tax)
time to feed the beasts
time to feed the beasts
quack off!
quack off!
It’s creativity, they should try it too
It’s creativity, they should try it too
I wish I could also add an “s” to my eyebrow
I wish I could also add an “s” to my eyebrow
I can afford it
I can afford it
Dyson+has+taken+control+of+Azkaban.
Dyson has taken control of Azkaban.
That+didn%26%238217%3Bt+really+%5Bpersonal%5D+pan+out+for+him%2C+did+it%3F
That didn’t really [personal] pan out for him, did it?
Birds+visiting+humans+stuck+in+cages.
Birds visiting humans stuck in cages.
These+ducks+were+very+expensive.
These ducks were very expensive.
Join the conversation
Real+slick%2C+guys%26%238230%3B
Real slick, guys…
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+give+the+pigeons+enough+credit.
We don’t give the pigeons enough credit.
Oil+on+linen%2C+allegedly.
Oil on linen, allegedly.
TRANSFORMER+TIME
TRANSFORMER TIME
It+would%26%238217%3Bve+been+Terrific+Value+if+it+did%26%238230%3B+%26%238211%3B+He+Whomst+Must+Not+Be+Named
It would’ve been Terrific Value if it did… – He Whomst Must Not Be Named
Sleep+sweet%2C+you+ruddy+bastard.
Sleep sweet, you ruddy bastard.
%2Asends+him+more+money%2A+%26%238211%3B+Somebody%26%238217%3Bs+gran%2C+probably.
*sends him more money* – Somebody’s gran, probably.
You+can+milk+anything+with+silk+sacks%26%238230%3B+Focker.
You can milk anything with silk sacks… Focker.