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don’t be a candy nazi
don’t be a candy nazi
the quote says it all…
the quote says it all…
chasing spirits
chasing spirits
make it make sense
make it make sense
follow your heart
follow your heart
gecko-ception
gecko-ception
cheese goblin
cheese goblin
tax churches
tax churches
a dangerous game
a dangerous game
swept off the edge
swept off the edge
the cost of coastal living
the cost of coastal living
better luck in your next life
better luck in your next life
duolingo is sentient. and evil
duolingo is sentient. and evil
another religion steps up in the name of science
another religion steps up in the name of science
when the wife is away
when the wife is away
Best+secret+passage+ever.
Best secret passage ever.
Barking+saved+my+family+from+being+sucked+into+a+vacuum%2C+and+stopped+the+neighbors+cat+from+stealing+my+bone
Barking saved my family from being sucked into a vacuum, and stopped the neighbors cat from stealing my bone
1%2F2+cup+of+cute.
1/2 cup of cute.
Words.
Words.
Join the conversation
Bathing+in+style+with+a+granite+boulder+tub+and+chandelier+shower+head
Bathing in style with a granite boulder tub and chandelier shower head
There%26%238217%3Bs+plenty+of+fish+in+the+sea%26%238230%3B
There’s plenty of fish in the sea…
Taylor+Swift+should+walk+in+on+Kim+Kardashian+giving+birth%26%238230%3B
Taylor Swift should walk in on Kim Kardashian giving birth…
I+think+we+have+a+new+good+guy.
I think we have a new good guy.
Wizard+Liquor.
Wizard Liquor.
The+land+before+time.
The land before time.
My+nightly+ritual.
My nightly ritual.
There+is+no+WE+in+FOOD.
There is no WE in FOOD.