runs on bread

“back in my day, eggs were free”

pandas gone loco

certified ladies’ man

the lights are on, no one’s home

hierarchy of jeffs must be respected

Rooftop security

Canon meets fanon

“Mind your own thoughts”

Comfort is a mindset

Heart bigger than fence

Cat naps, world stops

Mosquito’s got upgrades now

Professional waitcher

Making memories with Mr. Mittens