bite-sized contractors

Survival of the Snarkiest

outfit: yes. purpose: unclear.

nature’s fluffiest apex predator

furst contact was made

hamster saw your aura

straight outta national geographic

history books skipped this boss fight

license to krill

visited ikea. never escaped

this paw holds the secrets of the universe

cluck me? no sir, cluck you

10/10 haircut, 0/10 loyalty

double stuff, double attitude

as far as i know, all the passengers are okay