the original ‘I just work here’ energy

Some gas stations sell nightmares

Barkitecture

swap purr-sonality

Owls need their beauty sleep!

“I fear stairs, not clowns.”

heavy meow-chinery

“You’re wrong, but passionately confident”

Darwin didn’t predict the blorb phase

Bathroom? Nah, this Lyle’s octagon

seed ya later

purrfectly placed sabotage

game, set, scratch

dark lord of brunch

tail’s out, secrets in

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