descended from royalty, ruled by clowns

food tastes better from someone else’s bowl

cat in jar: Schrödinger upgraded

litter-ally a charge carrier now

“sir this is a Wendy’s”

i said “take me higher,” universe overdelivered

if you can’t beat the fur, blend it

“take me to the vibes”

dino? fine. dipo? run.

bros before brains

fooled me and healed my soul

if love had a BMI, it’s this

went in oinkin’, came out orcin’

now love me from over there, thanks

this summer… the woods bite back

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