hunger… my oldest companion returns

if it fits, it tricks

joyball

i zig when life zags

meowgically bonded

This isn’t a bug. It’s a feature

Population: saved. Back pain: permanent

zero respect, maximum personality

when your cat has a tighter broadcast schedule than CNN

bearable levels: exceeded

slime crime

one hug from disaster

Magical Creature Starter Pack

bones don’t lie, but I might

social battery: charge with pizza slices

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