Scott Croker

Writer for I Waste So Much Time.

blow out the speakers

if i stare, it will stop ringing faster

that new sponge feeling

when that spatula breaks i don’t know what i’m going to do

congratulations steak

dracula’s secret

men don’t start drama, they start wars

play or pass?

it’s the same movie

but tax breaks!

diabolical

headline about a man putting his own arrows down in ikea

ikea called the no fun police

he had exactly one to give

Dave is a leader, not a teacher

Too bad it’s all choreographed

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