Scott Croker

Writer for I Waste So Much Time.

image of a golden crowned flying fox

he’s magnificent

oh yeah, totally read that one

welcome to ireland

independent trophy wife

bad dad joke incoming

there’s no winning her back either

i choose bigfoot

Mothman isn’t just a piece of meat

cool new name for butterflies

did whoever coined one hit wonder ever come up with other phrases

he was what he preached

a man holding a carrot while walking down the street

just a man walking his carrot

why would someone want to set this record?

inflatable bar in a backyard

do i need an inflatable backyard bar? no. do i want an inflatable backyard bar? absolutely!

unfortunately he already looked down

imagine walking into your bedroom at an air bnb for the first time and these are your sheets

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